crrocs:

evilsmurfnope:

crrocs:

Isn’t it weird how humans have to drink a clear liquid substance to survive

Vodka?

Yes

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stuck-in-the-frondzone:

enures:

If I punch myself and it hurts, am I too weak or too strong?

Holy fuck this messed me up

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snapchatting:

*sighs for 3 years straight*

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trickshift:

fadeintocase:

cradily:

i still think u gotta be on some voodoo shit to work one of these fuckers

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play/pause, volume up/down, next/back. whats hard to understand about these controls

burn the witch

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charizard:

i—still—do:

raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

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  • AnonymousCannabis also saved my life. Not because my disease is life threatening, but because the neurological pain that came with it is unbearable. The only thought in my mind was offing my self, until i got a steady cannabis contact.
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